The truth is simple, a stronger Burning Man starts with a stronger balance sheet. By embracing innovative oil extraction technologies, we can capture the resources needed to ensure that real Burners are the future of the revolution. Energy development isn't a threat to Burning Man's future, it's the foundation of it. 

Every responsibly drilled well is an investment in art, culture, and the future of the event. No more meddling tech billionaires who think they know better. Keep your fragile ego on your private jet and let the real, hard-working desert professionals handle this.

The results of our initiative is a stronger, more vibrant community that is not economically beholden to a technocrat's whims. Burning Man should be accessible to all income levels and we aim to achieve this by removing the economic barriers and developing a financially self-sustaining event. This is the very definition of radical self reliance.

We believe Leave No Trace means actively reducing the amount of trace available to leave. Through our proprietary and innovative extraction technologies we're helping the Playa shed unnecessary geological baggage.

Oil wasn't always trapped beneath the Playa, it migrated there over millions of years through natural geological processes. Our mission is to help the oil complete its journey back to civilization where it belongs; in pickup trucks, generators, and private jets trying to escape Mud Man. That's resoponsible stewardship and forward-thinking restoration.

We've carefully reviewed the language of The 10 Principles and can confidently say there's nothing preventing participants from responsibly removing millions of barrels of crude oil from beneath the Playa. In fact, once it's gone, there's even less trace than before. 

Thanks to our patented, trade marked, registered, and copywrited Net Trace Negative™®© methodology, we're leaving behind significantly less earth than previous generations of Burners. That means less MOOP for everyone. Scientists agree that this is something.

Hydraulic Fracturing, more commonly know as "fracking," is an environmentally forward resource extraction process designed to responsibly access naturally occurring energy reserves that have been waiting millions of years to contribute to Burning Man's budget. Using state-of-the-fart technology and science-sounding methods, we transform the trapped geological assets into meaningful investments in Burning Man culture. Water is sensually pumped into Mother Earth until there is an explosion of viscous fluid that rains down onto our bodies.

Allow our Chief Science Officer, Dale Crismon Tide, to explain the simple process...

"Once you take the magnesium and combine it with iodine and carbon, it allows you to further synthesize the flux ratio of the augmented boron you are left with. Which in turn gives you the stabilized pressure of 300 psi within the Flourite Andromeda. Only then will the oil be extracted through the helix straw method, patented by the one and only Jane Goodall and backed by Chad Kroeger."

Every thoughtfully placed drilling rig introduces bold new vertical elements that complement the Playa's famously flat ancient lake bed. Imagine shimmering heat waves, illuminated flare stacks, and pumping oil rigs paired with Tycho’s dulcet tones reverberating out during sunrise.

Nirvana achieved.